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Joke of the Day

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi A Catholic priest and a Rabbi were walking along when they saw a young boy. The Priest said to the Rabbi: ""We should fuck him."" The Rabbi replied: ""Out of what?"""

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"My New Year's resolution was to buy a velcro wall So far I'm sticking to it"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber"

"Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?"

"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"

"What is the difference between 'Ignorance' and 'Apathy'? I don't know, and I don't care!"

"Where do the stinky penguins live? Antfartica"

"Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'"

"Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn't resistor......."