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Joke of the Day

"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"

"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"

"I used to date loose women but my cock kept slipping out."

"A jewish kid asks his dad for $20 His dad replies: $10!?!... What do you need $5 for?"

"What did O say to Q? Dude, your dick's hanging out."

"The only chance of me reaching the third base ever... ...is while playing baseball"

"What was Hitler's least favourite month? Jew-ne"

"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."

"Eye contact with the McDonald's drive-thru cashier is a shame-filled mistake."

"After 20 years of marriage, the one thing that pisses off my wife ... of 6 years is that I keep a running total."