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Joke of the Day

"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."

"Neil Armstrong said ""One small step for man..."". I would've just said ""OH, MY GOD, I'M ON THE MOON!!!!!!""."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream in an oven."

"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"

"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"

"Mother: My goodness, Jerry, who gave you that black eye? Jerry: No one gave it to me. I had to fight for it!"

"Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we'd still be friends."

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"