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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."

"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."

"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."

"What do you call a handful of gravel A palm-o-granite!"

"Do you really have to be skinny to wear skinny jeans or can you be a big fat giant monster? (asking for my big fat friend, Colleen)."

"Reddit is like a friend that you think is really funny at first until you realize that they just repeat the same jokes over and over again."

"I bet there would be a lot more wars if there weren't boobs. I haven't seen a boob in 2 days and I'm ready to kill someone."

"So i was banging a girl yesterday and she kept on saying another guys name... Who the fuck is rape?"

"Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races? because he's covering an erection!"

"What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page? A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit..."