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Joke of the Day

"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."

"Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!"

"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."

"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""

"And then one day we decided we were tired of sleeping in and doing whatever we wanted whenever we wanted in a clean house, and we had kids."

"I didn't like Age of Ultron You don't even figure out how old he is."

"What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy? [removed]"

"*tries to get a life. Life: I have a girlfriend."

"What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves? Your mom."

"What would it be like to have world with out women?? It would be a real pain in the ass"