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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a guy checking out my wife. Good luck buddy. I'm married to her and I don't even have a chance."

"What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass"

"How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."

"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"

"If you find me dead after tweeting & driving, please hit SEND to get that final thought out there"

"What's Gemma Teller's favorite herb? Taragon"

"I like my women like I like my deer... Mounted."

"I was an unpopular child I got beat up a lot at school, but even though my teachers couldn't stop the beatings, they did give me a gym credit for them."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany? By the way it Goebbels"