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Joke of the Day
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
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"what's worse than having a cold right before a job interview ? the holocaust"
"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"
"if weird al is so popular now they should call him normal al. thats what i say on it"
"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning."
"Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off."
"What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters? This is non-cents!"
"Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour? No, sorry we only accept Visa or MasterCard."
"What did the necrophiliacs girlfriend say before going bowling?"