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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant? I am saury."
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"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"
"Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap"
"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"
"If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was."
"What do you call a bee with a toe? ""Toby"""
"Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer."
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."
"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."