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"Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!"
"A penguin walks into a bar and asks ""has my brother been in here?"" The bartender says ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""
"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."
"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"
"What do you get if you cross a bear and a wolf? You get eaten is what you get. Stop upsetting scary animals."
"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."
"Can you even work your smartphone? In what capacity?"
"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"