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Joke of the Day
"Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!"
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"It still really upsets me that my dog stopped talking to me around the same time I gave up taking hallucinogenic drugs."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don't come to work :("
"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."
"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."
"IamA Bing search engine AMA Please. Just ask me something."
"What's the difference between anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your night, but anal sex can make your hole weak."
"Permanently blinded people of Reddit, what is your favourite movie?"
"Why didn't the pretty woman walk down the street? Quadraplegic, terrible car crash ...but she still suck dick for money!"
"Reddit Gold"