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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."
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"A virgin nun gets pregnant.... And she's sure it's not a miracle pregnancy so she bursts into the priests chambers and yells out ""which of you fuckers has been wanking on the candles?"""
"What weebles and wobbles but can't get up? Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men"
"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."
"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"
"What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? ""Put it on my bill."""
"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"
"I wouldn't do well in war because the bravest thing I've ever done was post an Instagram photo with no filter."
"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."