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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon? A parsnip."
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"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."
"A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. ""Dam"" he says."
"Avoid unwanted pregnancies by using the ""pull out"" method where you pull out an acoustic guitar at a party & no one will have sex with you."
"Before I got on the toilet, I was trying to look for toilet paper... And I almost lost my shit."
"What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor"
"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."
"What's John Lennon's favorite card game? Yoko Uno"
"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."
"My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine."