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Joke of the Day

"Quizzes...... If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

"What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day? Dino-sore"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape"

"Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio."

"Who said the first million was the hardest? Was it hitler?"

"You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up."

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"I am going to tell my friends... That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up."

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"I've never finished a marathon, but one time I finished a whole bag of Peanut Butter Crunch even though the roof of my mouth was all tore up"