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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"

"So a DBA walks into a NOSQL bar... but immediately leaves because he couldn't find a table"

"My asian girlfriend refuses to go all the way with me... She's a real life Chinese finger trap"

"I have a cross eyed friend who just got diagnosed with depression. Makes sense because he never looks forward to anything."

"What do you call the entrance to a prostitute's house? Hodor."

"There was a farmer who had a machine which caculated the angle you sat. He called it his pro-tractor"

"If you set sail from Los Angeles, CA to Barrow, AK, what would your bering be? Strait"

"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."

"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"