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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."

"I just heard a beautiful poem... ""I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig, we all dig."" I'll admit it's not a very *beautiful* poem, but it sure is deep."

"Man with 5 penises A man has 5 penises and when one of his friends found out, they asked him ""How do your pants fit?"" The man responded, ""Like a glove""."

"The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs"

"Mike Tyson is a passionate, sensitive man, who cries after making love. ...because of the mace."

"Is it just my nipples or is it cold outside. They're hard as rock. EDIT: They're"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."

"What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!"

"I saw a sign that said ""watch for kids""... Sounds like a fair trade."

"The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today... So I choked him with my bear hands."