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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."
Next Joke
"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."
"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."
"Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's ""disturbing"" & I ""need to leave yoga,"" or ""at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"""
"1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There's no episode where a man asks a woman 'what's wrong?'"
"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"
"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"
"Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven? Peter. He can deny Jesus three times."
"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."
"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."