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Joke of the Day

"Turtles sniff tails to find mates but when I do it, it's ""disturbing"" & I ""need to leave yoga,"" or ""at least wait til I'm off the treadmill"""

"SipXecs - I don't always SipX But when I do, I sip Dos Equis nerdjokes"

"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."

"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"

"did you hear about the flaccid, chinese penis that ran for presidency? He didn't stand a chance in the erection."

"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"

"So Obama's leaving, and Trump is going into office I orange really is the new black."

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian says ""fuck off, you won't bring it back"""

"When is a man up and coming ? when he`s f*cking in an elevator. (ED.S)"