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Joke of the Day

"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."

"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""

"I bet a cool thing would be to play musical chairs using toilets and call it ""Game of Thrones""."

"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"

"How do blind people know when they're done wiping?"

"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."

"My friend said after getting his second divorce that he forgot what pussy looks like... But he knows what a cunt looks like"

"""I gave that guys wife a pearl necklace"" -Oysters"

"A date so good... I eat 10 more."

"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"