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Joke of the Day

"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"

"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"

"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."

"A karmawhoring terrorist browses reddit... EDIT: This post blew up!"

"Why do black people hate country music? When they hear the word ""hoedown"" they think their sister got shot."

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"It sucks being a wiener. Your best friends are a couple of nuts and you neighbor's an asshole."

"Lawn Sprinkler What do you call four Mexicans, one Chinaman, and three Blacks standing in a yard? Lawn sprinkler. ""Spick spick spick spick, chink, nigga nigga nigga."""

"It's all fun and games until Canada is in charge of the fun and games."

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"