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Joke of the Day

"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"

"Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta"

"What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store."

"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"

"Remember to practise safe phone sex. You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS."

"Just in: Chinese people confirm they were just messing with us with chopsticks. ""You guys look like dumb idiots lol"" says one Chinese guy"

"That Chief Keef album hypnotized me earlier. I didn't even realize I was stealing from my mama purse until she paused my music."

"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."