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Joke of the Day
"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."
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"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."
"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"
"Looking for jokes about short people... e.g. My friend is so short he XXX"
"Sex is like Gardening. Sex is like gardening, old women do it alone while they think of their dead husbands. @johntole"
"Why do spoons live such diverse lives? They like to mix it up."
"Who is this Rorschach guy?... ...and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"
"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."
"CLOUD: wow im honored, no one ever flies up here to visit me up in the sky HELICOPTER: well im a gigantic fan"