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Joke of the Day

"What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store."

"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."

"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."

"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."

"2 black people are quickly walking to work get it?"

"My friend went camping in the Serengeti with all sorts of lions roaming around It was in tents"

"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."

"Unroll wrapping paper. Shoo cat away Turn to get gift Shoo cat away Get tape Dammit cat Get tape Wrap up cat Wrap up gift Pet cat"

"A drunk guy walks into a bar KLANG!"