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Joke of the Day
"What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U"
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"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."
"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"
"I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?"
"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."
"Child services told me to stop using cigarettes as they are harming my children Fair enough, I'll just use an Ash tray"
"Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force"
"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill a Latvian? None."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends sooner for fat people."