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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian who drives a Chevy Astro full of penises? A Dick Van Dyke"
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"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"
"[NSFW] I've been 1 week in college and already had five times the sex I had in 3 years of highschool. 5x0=0"
"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."
"I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added ""Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"" In my prayers"
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"
"I used to get sharp pains in my eye when I drank coffee... My doctor said, take the spoon out of the mug"
"My penis is so big if i laid it out on a keyboard It would reach from A to Z"
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."