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Joke of the Day

"The greatest math problem of all time! How many liters of alcohol have can be found in the phrase ""Let's go out for a beer""?"

"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"

"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."

"Me: Wanna role play? Wife: Sure ;) Me: You be the chef/waitress and I'll be the custom..WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."

"In the winter you just need to find a corner... Because its 90^o degrees there..."

"It must have been pretty easy for The Beatles to say ""All You Need is Love"" since they were fucking millionaires."

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Bruce Wayne's parents"

"What's the NSDAP's favourite kind of Jew? I dunno, ashkenazi!"

"Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is ....."