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Joke of the Day
"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."
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"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"
"What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink? A lager"
"Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment."
"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."
"What kind of music do cows listen to? (dadjoke) MOOOOOsic."
"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"
"Sinead O'Connor has gone missing whilst going out on a bike ride. I'll start to get worried when it's been seven hours and fifteen days"
"What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P."
"""All your dreams will come true"", said my fortune cookie And the next day I realized, I went to work naked and couldn't run when I got chased by that monster"