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Joke of the Day

"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."

"How do you make a plumber cry? You murder his family."

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."

"Did you hear about that new space mosque? It's Allah this world!"

"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""

"[job interview] Boss: What qualifies you to be a ninja? Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*"

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."

"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."

"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"

"What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA."