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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if people in China call their crappy plates their ""America collection."""
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"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"My dog thinks I collect small bags of poo"
"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."
"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."
"What do Muslims do before a jager bomb? Press the button"
"I bet Rihanna will be on the cover of Chris Brown's greatest HITS CD."
"How does a orphan change a light bulb? They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb."
"if you watch cinderella backwards its about a girl who finds her place in society."
"What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party? I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy."