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Joke of the Day
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."
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"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"A vegan, a feminist, and a Stranger Things fan walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes..."
"What do you call it if an illegal immigrant fights a sex offender? Alien vs. Predator"
"The guy that invented the heimlich maneuver died today... needless to say I'm a little choked up"
"Why did AMD release black edition cpu? Cause they run faster than white."
"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"
"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"
"Nice job person who came up with bread."
"Sausage and bacon in a frying pan. Sausage says to the bacon: ""It's pretty hot here."" Bacon says: ""Oh my god! A talking sausage !!"""