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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."

"I don't get why some girls don't make airplane noises before putting their tampons in"

"I ordered a pair of shoes delivered to my house. I'm too excited to wait at home so I'm camping out at the end of my street. Send snacks?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"

"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"

"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"

"There are two major differences between beer and women. When you take the top off a beer, it can't change its' mind, and it can easily be bought and replaced."

"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."

"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."