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Joke of the Day

"God and Lazarus God said to Lazarus, ""Come forth, and receive eternal life!"" However, Lazarus came fifth and received a toaster."

"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"

"Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago He's never looked back"

"What do you call a guy that's lost his car? Carlos"

"""I definitely have the biggest penis in this room,"" I announced drunkenly at the party. Slightly ruined my son's 13th."

"What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"

"The neighbor's dog has barked non stop for three hours. And now I know how the Chinese first discovered that dogs make a tasty snack."

"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."

"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."