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Joke of the Day

"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."

"My balls are so big that my sac only holds one. The second one? You're standing on it."

"Knock Knock... *Who's there?* nine-eleven... *nine-eleven who?* **You said you'd never forget!** edit: i accidentally wrote it incorrectly; my sincerest apologies."

"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""

"What is the most noble office supply? The ruler!"

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"Trump's inauguration had a low turnout Still more than Hillary's inauguration"

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20..."

"And for his much awaited stunt, Ku Klux Knievel will attempt to jump 50 bIack kids with a steamroller."

"A priest and a rabbi are in a boat they approach a bridge over the river and see a young boy standing there. The priest says to the rabbi ""Should we fuck him?"" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""