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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."

"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"

"ComedyTime: I think I'm a Moth http://www.comedytime.tv/view_video.php?viewkey=5bd5cf89ce39d9690346"

"if we're being honest, angelica from rugrats is probably a stripper with a cocaine addiction now."

"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"

"Ey gurl, are you a TSA agent? Because I've got an unattended package I think you should investigate."

"The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit"

"What type of sushi does Bob Seger like? That Old Thai Moroccan Roll."

"My name is Holly. What's my drunk superhero name? AlcoHolly."

"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"