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Joke of the Day
"What's a composer's favourite childhood game? Haydn seek."
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"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Blind guy: ""I'll take a coke."" Bartender: ""Ice or no ice?"" Blind guy: ""No eyes...I'm blind you idiot!"""
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber you nasty bastard"
"My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts."
"Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos? They'll B flat"
"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."
"What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant? Who cares? It's a relephant."
"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"
"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"