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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"Who is your favorite X-Man? Mine is Bruce Jenner"

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"

"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."

"How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb? None. They can't climb the ladder."

"Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says ""God am I an angel?"" God looks down pats him on the head and says "" Nah Nigga you a bat"""

"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"Bread: For when you want to wrap your food with other food, then eat it."