48095
Joke of the Day
"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"
Next Joke
"Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've."
"What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus? Nothing. They're both crustacians."
"A summary of all Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us. We won. Lets eat."
"Why was christopher never in the same place? Because he's always Walken"
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."
"[Poison Ivy's home] Voice from outside: YOU CONTROL PLANTS? WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT? Ivy: [thru window] Go home, Aquaman. You're drunk."
"If you are going to send me boob pics, try and save them in the right image format. As a Nerd it's a major turnoff to get a .bmp"
"I'll refrain from making any jokes about the Ashley Madison controversy... They're such an easy target, it might be considered cheating."