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Joke of the Day

"My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts."

"A cow stumbled upon a marijuana field about to get harvested. It quickly turned into a high steak situation."

"You know what sucks? A vacuum! You know what else sucks? An overused, crappy joke."

"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"

"Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live? All she does is stay on the dashboard."

"Have you heard of the book about airplane factories? It's riveting."

"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"

"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."

"What idiot called them ""cannibals"" and not ""humanitarians""?"