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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber you nasty bastard"
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"Got told this at work today all the guys thought it was funny and so thought iI'dput it to the vote? What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
"I tried to buy a new boomerang today but I couldn't throw my old one away."
"Misleading title Bad punchline"
"Kevin Ware's leg Unfortunately Kevin Ware and his leg did not display the same structure and elasticity as his brother Tupper"
"What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !"
"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think ""This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."""
"I'm so tired of hearing people complain about being hung over. Just stop your wining."
"Why couldn't the amputee rob the bank... Because he was unarmed"