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Joke of the Day

"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"

"Mad respect to people who can stop eating when they're full."

"You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! You get an ark! -Noahpra"

"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."

"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"

"It's never too late to follow your dreams. Unless your dream is to be a child actor, in which case yes, it's too late."

"The phrase ""watching paint dry"" should be replaced with ""listening to people talk about brewing their own beer."""

"Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat"

"Just thought of way to discourage teenage smoking. Instead of saying ""Cancer"" on boxes replace it with the word ""Acne""."

"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"