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Joke of the Day

"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"

"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."

"Kids React [removed]"

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."

"My dog does back-flips when the Raiders kick a field goal....... my buddy asked me what he does when they score a touch-down and I told him I didn't know, I've only had him for 6 years."

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you."" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"People often say to me... ""What are you doing in my garden?"""

"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."

"Did you hear Cyan delayed the release of Obduction again? Apparently they myst some deadlines."

"What did the Shit Summoner say at the bar ? Mind if I pull up a stool ?"