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Joke of the Day

"Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up."

"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."

"I've always wondered what it was like to have a stalker... So I guess I'll ask the guy hiding in my closet."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle"

"Why do some vaginas smell like dead fish? Cause da pussy killed it"

"My friend went to the doctor... because he woke up and his penis was orange. The doctor took one look at it and said,""John you've been watching porn and eating cheetos again haven't you?"""

"My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD Bin at Walmart...."

"Someone accused my dad of stealing from his job in the roads department... ...I thought it was nothing to worry about but when I got home the signs were everywhere."

"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."

"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."