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Joke of the Day
"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."
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"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument."
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"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure spray him with a hose."