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Joke of the Day

"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"Have you seen the movie ""Constipation""? That's because it hasn't come out."

"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."

"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."

"They say alcohol cures everything, but that's a lie... It still hasn't cured my alcoholism."

"Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? A: Out, out, damned Spot!"

"Considering we've produced Miley Cyrus and Kanye West, I'm more surprised other countries haven't built a wall around the U.S."

"The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with murder. They expect the trial to last 30 days"

"Dear Gingers, It could be worse. Sincerely, Albinos"