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Joke of the Day

"Someone accused my dad of stealing from his job in the roads department... ...I thought it was nothing to worry about but when I got home the signs were everywhere."

"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."

"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."

"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''."

"Funny one liners - 2016 Tell me short funny one liners. Just humor, nothing else."

"Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you."

"Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size? Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down."

"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"

"Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!"