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Joke of the Day
"I can wake up at random intervals, crying and hungry too, so fuck you babies."
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"I'm not going to sugar coat this - you have diabetes"
"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."
"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand And says, ""make me one with everything"""
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"
"What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!"
"How do you make a chicken salad? Make a salad and give it to a chicken."
"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."
"Husband: I'll unload the dishwasher for you, honey. Me: No rush. 3 days later.......regrets saying no rush."
"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"