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Joke of the Day
"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."
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"""Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS."" -inventor of incense"
"rroses are red, violets are blue, Valentine's Day was invented by big corporations so they could sell more anti-depressants"
"What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band? Bob Marley and The Whalers!"
"I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me."
"I give myself an excuse for watching porn. By pretending I'm watching ""How it's made: Babies"" on youtube."
"I keep photos of my wife and children in my wallet. They sit in the pockets where my money used to be."
"I use the phrase ""when I win the lottery"" a lot for someone who never buys any lottery tickets."
"What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete."
"I just can't get behind gay jokes."