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Joke of the Day
"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."
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"Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon? He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"
"U can give out anything on Halloween it doesn't have to be candy last year I gave a kid my cable bill it was awesome he paid it & everything"
"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."
"I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack"
"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"
"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"
"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "