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Joke of the Day
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"
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"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."
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"I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum"
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