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Joke of the Day
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because it ain't murder if they had it comin'!"
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"What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? 'Ell if I know!"
"What do you call an Islamic cow? A Mooslim"
"[interview] HIM: have u ever bribed anyone? ME: *pulls a package of OREO's from briefcase and slides across table* depends on who's asking"
"What's the most favorite bird among most men? [BOOBIES!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby) I can't believe no one has made this joke here yet."
"Everyone is wondering if Biden will jump into the 2016 race He's just Biden his time."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."
"LPT: Be thorough with everything you do and you'll struggle not to succeed!"
"What do you call someone who hates Asians A riceist"
"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"