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Joke of the Day
"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "
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"Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
"Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go? AR-Kansas"
"how did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"
"[first date] ""Tell me two interesting things about yourself"" well I lie when I'm nervous... ""ok..."" and I invented oatmeal"
"How do you tell if someone's an introvert? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Why did the blind girl fall in the well? She couldn't see that well."
"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."
"I think my coworkers are gay because every time I walk by, they mumble under their breath ""what an ass!"""
"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"