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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."
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"""A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."""
"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"
"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."
"My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right."
"Have you guys seen the movie about Flapjacks? Don't. It was critically panned."
"What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm..."
"What is zombie's favorite hiking snack? Entrail mix"
"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""
"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."