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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... And a table.....then some chairs..."

"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."

"What can you make and break at the same time? A racket."

"Hey moms! Here's a fun game to play: When your kid gets home from school, be lying on the floor screaming in pain, ""YOU STEPPED ON A CRACK!"""

"My wife is on a tropical food diet and the house if full of the stuff... It's enough to make a mango crazy."

"Tonight's bedtime story was about three pigs struggling with repeat home invasions. Thanks for the new fear."

"You wouldn't steal a gate. So why would you take offense?"

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone"