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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
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"My local museum is trying to raise money by setting up a dinosaur fossil display. How will it work?Remains to be seen."
"What's the best thing about having sex with Twenty Five year olds? There's 20 of them."
"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"
"Knock knock Who's there? Ana Ana who? Ana gonna tell you"
"What do the official USGA rules state when... you and your opponent are looking for his ball, and he claims to have found it, but you know he is lying because you have it in your pocket?"
"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"
"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."