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Joke of the Day

"What will be the campaign motto of Trump's opponent in 2020? Make America Great Again"

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."

"A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave because they are now aware of the added danger that has been added to the environment."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"""No degrees of separation"" - what I'll whisper to Kevin Bacon after I climb over his security fence at 3am and slip into his bed naked."

"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"

"Before you send that mass ""Merry Christmas!"" text don't."